not stoned, just slightly pebbled

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Conversation I overheard at work

Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?

They’re like, 12


    The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)   



does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work

I sleep with 5 pillows, sorry no space for another human

Here’s the trick, bigger beds and each person has it’s own blanket. My boyfriend and I both burrito the shit out of the sheets so we need our own.

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Understand, I’ll slip quietly away from the noisy crowd when I see the pale stars rising, blooming, over the oaks. I’ll pursue solitary pathways through the pale twilit meadows, with only this one dream: You come too.


   Ranier Maria Rilke (via girlinlondon)

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