hobbitts:

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

(Source: hobbitts2)

Conversation I overheard at work

Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?
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They’re like, 12

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    The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)   

sadisticbrit:

doublewowee:

does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work

I sleep with 5 pillows, sorry no space for another human

Here’s the trick, bigger beds and each person has it’s own blanket. My boyfriend and I both burrito the shit out of the sheets so we need our own.

(Source: kasieisdell)

(Source: xnakesta)

(Source: tripitty)

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Understand, I’ll slip quietly away from the noisy crowd when I see the pale stars rising, blooming, over the oaks. I’ll pursue solitary pathways through the pale twilit meadows, with only this one dream: You come too.

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   Ranier Maria Rilke (via girlinlondon)

(Source: deather-child)